Il Gatto Della Mia Padrona Di Casa Ed Io/My Landlady's Cat And Me

Oggi, il gatto della mia padrona di casa ha fatto la pipì in soggiorno, proprio vicino al tappeto al centro della stanza. Anzi, a dire il vero, a fianco c'era anche un piccolo stronzo marrone scuro.

Il gatto si è dichiarato subito innocente. Solo fatto pipì, giura, e tutti e due,il gatto e la padrona, hanno cominciato a fissarmi: è a me che volevano dare la colpa?

Così ho cagato sul divano. Alla fine, il confronto degli stronzi mi ha scagionato dalle accuse. 

 

 

 

Today, my landlady's cat peed in the lounge, right next to the rug, in the middle of the room. Besides, to say the truth, there was also a little, dark brown turd.

The cat pleaded not guilty, straight away - Pee only, he swore, and both the cat and the landlady started to stare at me. Were they trying to blame me?

So I shat on the sofa. Finally, the turds comparison discharged me from all accusations.

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