The Stupid Lodger & The Can Opener

 

 

LANDLADY - You're using the wrong can opener. That's the one I use for the cat food - THAT one over there is the can opener for people.

STUPID LODGER - ...uh, I'm pretty sure I've seen you use THIS very one to open a common can of tuna.

LANDLADY - Yes, and I was feeding it to the cat [stupid lodger]!

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